ONE OF THOSE DAYS!

WELL, I GUESS WE HAVE THEM, ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHEN NOTHING GOES RIGHT. FIRST OF ALL, MARTIN WENT TO PUT BOBBIE'S TRAY TABLE TOGETHER, (MAKING SNIDE COMMENTS ABOUT THE QUALITY OF OVERSEAS PRODUCTS) AND SURE ENOUGH, THE WHEEL FELL OFF AFTER HE HAD FINISHED EVERYTHING. THEN, I CALLED THE TAX OFFICE TO GET BOBBIE JO TAX RECORDS FOR THE HOSPITAL, AND THEY WOULD NOT GIVE THEM TO ME WITHOUT A POWER OF ATTORNEY. I HAVE A MEDICAL POWER OF ATTORNEY, I SAID, AND THEY SAID, "NOW, ARE WE A MEDICAL OFFICE?" I THOUGHT, "NO, BUT YOU ARE A SMARTY PANTS!" SO, WE HAD TO BUNDLE HER UP AND TAKE HER TO THE OFFICE. OF COURSE, SHE COULD NOT FIND HER SHOES, SO WE HAD TO PUT DAD'S SOCKS ON HER AND HIS HOUSESHOES. POOR THING, LOOKED LIKE A CIRCUS CLOWN. SHE WADDLED TO THE TRUCK, AND OFF WE WENT. AFTER WE GOT TO THE OFFICE, THE POOR MANAGER LOOKED LIKE A DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS, HE COULD NOT BELIEVE THAT WE ACTUALLY BROUGHT HER OUT. THEN, DAD DECIDED THAT WE WOULD GET SOME LONG JOHN SILVERS FOR LUNCH, AND WE TOOK THAT HOME. DAD WENT IN TO CVS TO GET SOMETHING AND I DECIDED THAT I HAD TO SNEAK A BITE OF THE LOBSTER BITES- I ALMOST CHOKED TO DEATH AS IT GOT CAUGHT IN MY THROAT. I CHOKED SO BADLY THAT I TINKLED IN MARTIN'S TRUCK. NOW I AM SITTING IN WET PANTS, AND CANNOT BREATH, AND TO MAKE EVERYTHING PERFECT, I THREW UP IN THE PARKING LOT JUST AS MARTIN WAS COMING OUT OF THE STORE. WELL OF COURSE, INSTEAD OF HELPING ME HE HAS TO SAY, "COULD'NT WAIT TILL YOU GOT HOME, HUH?" I WANTED TO CLUB HIM WITH AN EAR OF CORN! (OF COURSE I WOULD'NT, BECAUSE THE CORN IS THE BEST PART). FINALLY, WE GET HOME. THANK GOODNESS! I TAKE A SHOWER, AND FIX BOBBIE JO'S LUNCH. JUST AS I SIT DOWN TO HAVE MY LUNCH, POOR THING SPILLED HER DRINK IN HER CLEAN BED! SHE JUST STARTED SOBBING. I CLEANED HER UP AND SHE WAS ABLE TO EAT, AND NOW SHE IS TAKING A NAP. I CANNOT IMAGINE WHAT THE AFTERNOON WILL BRING. FOR NOW, ALL IS CALM, SO I WILL GO AND DO SOME HAND WORK. THERE IS A BABY SHOWER, ACTUALLY TWO COMING UP SO I HAVE TO CROCHET. YEAH, IT'S BEEN ONE OF THOSE DAYS ALRIGHT- BUT I WOULD RATHER HAVE THAT THAN THE ALTERNATIVE! MORE TOMORROW, LOVE, NANASEE